GERD!

Hello, my name is Gerd. I am a nerd. My sheep live in a herd. This is absurd.
I am too lazy, so my friend who is crazy, wrote this with a daisy. Her thoughts are hazy.
I love tradition, mathematics with addition. I need money for tuition. History is my ambition.
Spelling is my vice, but writing is quite nice. I’ll tell it to you thrice, I love rice.
Music that is old, is to me like gold. My fingers are quite cold; I’m sure you have been told.
Orange brings me joy. I do not like soy. What the heck is bok choy? I eat chips ahoy.

(Written by Neek. Gerd’s words I did seek. Written here with a tweak. This is unique. ^.^)